I really haven’t had much to say lately. So my mom used to always say when I was a kid….if you don’t have anything nice to say, then advertise on your blog:

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*If any of you clowns have something funny to say about this in the comment section, be my guest. You will be the feature of my next blog post.

Just a few updates:

• Zach Padgett has staph infection and spent a few nites in the hospital this week. He is not accepting flowers but he is accepting sympathy and understanding for him being a sissy.
• Shaun “Chun Pah” Seago will not be making it in this weekend because he couldn’t get clearance. Keep him in your thoughts while he is pressure-washing his fence, cutting the grass, and the other fun things he does every weekend.
• Andie Jewel Bearden is turning 1 this weekend and throwing a rippin’ party to celebrate.
• Morgan “Mookie” Hinds now has a bump.
• It looks like this  l)
• It is getting bigger daily.
• Some would even say at a faster rate than most people.
• Brooks “Rookie” Richard is headed to Dallas this weekend to hang out with a female friend that he has never met before. Hopefully he looks like the picture he sent her, for some reason I feel like she is in for a rude awakening.

That is all for today. I will have plenty of pics after this weekend.

I am about to show you a picture that accurately describes what David “Proud Poppa” Hinds just did to a few of you regulars at BlakePoutra.com.

Here is his last comment from the previous post:

“I just entered Ledger in the 2025 X Games Wakeboarding Division. If he takes after his dad that dude is going to be unstoppable in all arenas. Parker “Squeaks” Seago if you don’t stop all that squeaking, Ledger is going to give you something to squeak about. Crusty you are just going to have to have your daughters’ line up for their turn with greatness. Uncle Peter Pudgy it sure would be nice if Ledger were introduced to you and the Wicked Witch of Pearland before you get so big nobody recognizes you. Chad “Big Fingers” Kemp if you don’t lose some weight soon your going find yourself looking forward to the tube while the rest of us continue to shred it up on the wakeboard.”

You clones just got clowned. I need some responses for redemption!

Junior Primo Hinds and Mookie Hinds found out today that they are having a boy. Contrary to popular reports, Jack Padgett is not pregnant. Chad Kemp however, may very well be. More on this when the results are in…

This past weekend we all headed down to Lauberge Du Lac to tear up the swamp. We had quite a roster in the boat on Saturday and the wake was as big as the water was dirty. The roll call goes like this:

• Off The Chain Shane
• Dirty David
• TV Tom Vickers Tara Vice
• Meese from the Concrete Jungle
• Hurricane Game
• Chun Pah Seago
• Jomanda the Bus Driver
• Lauren Lotsa Dough in the Casino
• Morgan MILF-In-Training
• Chad “Parks Bonifay” Kemp with a Limp
• Myself, The Shredder

We were at Lauberge:

For those of you who are near-sighted:

Here is Chad just about jumping over the bridge:

The result of Chad trying to jump over the bridge:

Me starting the first ever wake-to-wake ollie on a wakeskate:

About to land the first ever wake-to-wake ollie on a wakeskate:

Me teaching David how to surf:

Dirty Dave failing at surfing:

And finally I have to post Chun Pah Seago surpassing Dirty Dave for the #3 spot in wakeboarding:

It was a good weekend but we have an even better one coming. Board meeting this Saturday, Sunday and Monday at Lake Sam Rayburn. Nike, Hurley and Quiksilver…..if you are reading this…..please quit calling me for sponsorship because I prefer to stay independent at this point. Maybe later.

Rooks,

Are you kidding me with that air last weekend? Or should I say lack thereof? You would think after two years of wakeboarding and at least an inkling of athleticism that you could come 6 inches off the water.  Apparently “white men can’t jump” on any surface with you as an example. Take the cankle weights off and let it fly a little bit. Don’t be afraid to air it out every once in a while. We can’t decide to play “No Air” by Jordin Sparks or “Get Low” by Lil Jon when you board. I’m just sayin….

Sincerely,

Big Air BP

Rooks Gettin’ Low:

Big Air BP Gettin’ Altitude Sickness:

Here is a pic of us at the Kanye West concert last Friday night. What happens to the guy that is too cool to wear shades to go see Kanye? He gets an even cooler pair drawn on him.

In order from left to right is me, Lauren, Noemi (my sis-in-law), Darren (my bro), Gabrielle (my sis-in-law), and Tommy Jack (bro-in-law).