Today was too busy for me to get to where I need to be on the coverage of this glorious wedding. These upcoming wedding-related posts need to have some meat.  Heck, meat and potatoes. We might cry, we might laugh……who knows? This wedding is gonna get the business. In the meantime, take a look at me and my girls.

I just wanted to make a few short announcements for this weekend since this past weekend was very low-key. For starters, I haven’t posted any pics of my niece, Rylee Thompson. I was watching her this past weekend so I took a pic for everyone:

A few things about Rylee:

• She is extremely cute.
• Quit looking at my arm and look at Rylee.
• The less she looks like Tommy, the cuter she gets.

As much as this past weekend was slow, this next weekend will be the opposite. Everyone is gearing up for Brandi’s wedding including Lights Out Ledger:

Gonna be good times to be had at this wedding.

Course Judge Wapner at 3 o’clock. Gotta get my underwear at K-Mart.

There’s been a little chatter about bringing the site back and for me to get a little more frequent with the updates. Well I hear you loud and clear. I am feeling the itch to put some folks back on front street. I was away for a while because the site needs some updating. The design is outdated, the blog software is outdated, and David’s haircut is outdated. ZING!!!! Did you see what that was? That’s right…..I’m coming back and no one is safe. Here’s a short list of people that got it coming:

• Zach “Swallowed A Pig” Padgett - You’ve been in your cave for too long. It’s time to bring you out sister.
• David “Doe-Doe” Hinds - Front Street has missed you.
• Chad “Big Sexy” Kemp - Your time is coming. Put down the fork and tune in.
• Tyler “Coach” Bearden, Matt “Spider” Schultea, Sean “10 Innings Strong” Salinas - You old guys aren’t safe either.
• Jeremy “Alligator Arms” Henry - The baby is here. Time to lose the pregnancy weight you put on.
• Warren “G Funk” Claybar and Mike “Mad Money” Albanese - No more registries, place settings, or flower arrangements. Welcome to marriage, it was nice knowing ya.
• Billy “Tall C in J” Ford - Put down the dishes and take off the maid’s outfit. You can be a man while you read this.
• “Lights Out” Ledger Hinds, Rylee “Sweet Girl” Thompson, Lucas “Little Bear” Poutra, Andie “Sweet Baby” Bearden - You guys can’t read yet but the good news is…..you’re safe. You also have the coolest uncle in the world.
• Jim Sharon “Not Elway” Bearden, Ben “Beaumont’s Paris Hilton” Mazzola, Brian “Big El” Mazzola, Brian “Hemingway” Mathews - Stay hot.
• Shaun “Crazy Eye” Seago - Quit texting yourself and put the cell phone down.
• Too many other names to list. Don’t worry, I’ll get to them.

And to everyone else not listed on here, if I find out you are reading this, you become fair game. You might not want to mention that you stopped by the site, ever. Also, I will be updating the looks of the site in the upcoming week or so and it might get broken here and there. It will come back better and stronger.

One thing I will be adding to the site is a key for the nicknames. If you have just recently stumbled across this blog, it shouldn’t take you long to see that it’s not to be taken seriously. I couldn’t care less about it and if you do, get over yourself. 

What’s up with the guy who runs this blog? How obnoxious is it to not update it regularly?

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Here is a picture of the little ladies’ killer Ledger Hinds doing his magic this past weekend. He already gets ‘em.

Here is a picture of his father, the original gangster - David Hinds, chunking the deuces with Bun B of UGK this past Saturday. Primo Hinds is so street.

I just received these pictures in my email showing a 12 foot alligator that was caught behind a chemical plant in Orange, Texas. This came out of the same waters that we wakeboard in and a few of my fellow boarders are concerned. I would be worried too:

• if this 12 foot alligator was actually 22 feet long and trained in mixed martial arts
• if the alligator had my pin code for my debit card
• if I ever fell while wakeboarding

None of these three things are possible so no big deal.