Archive for the 'Blake's Friends' Category

The Faces of David, Part II

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Here are a few of the good ones from our last post:

#1: Really David? Even you should know your angles. This is not one of them. By Dusty “Oh So Crusty” Welch

#1 Hey guys, my dad just bought us new cars…..AGAIN! By Shaun Seago

#3 Dude, is that pink eye? By Jeromskis Henry

#3 Why cant I quit you Ennis Del Mar?!?! By Zach “Brokeback” Padgett Richards

The Faces of David

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

We went to New Orleans for New Year’s celebrations and for the Sugar Bowl this past weekend. I was going through my pictures and every one of them included David’s ugly mug hammin’ it up for the camera. Morgan kept accusing him of ruining all of the pictures and I can’t agree with her more. Here are a few examples that I am going to post and number but without titling them. I would like to read some captions from you guys in the comments section. I will post the funniest ones after a few days and give credit to who wrote them. Rip away fellas:

#1
Big Cheese

#2
Blue Steel

#3
Duh

From The Home Movie Collection

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

I was going through some old home movies of when I was a kid and I found a personal favorite. This one is where my friend David is showcasing his skills with the “Force”. Some say it was a phase he was going through at the time but looking back….when you have the force, you have it.
Watch it here.

Chris or Chris-tina

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

Let’s play a little game called “Hot or Not”. I would say more but I am speechless from the beauty and just don’t want to take anything away from the photos. Without any more delay:

CHRIS
Chris

CHRIS-TINA
Chris-tina

Feel free to leave comments. Chris-tina is soliciting dates…..

It has Been Too Long…

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

I know it has been too long since the last one so I owe you a few good posts…here is a roll call for who is about to get theirs during the ripfest:

  • Benoit the Clone - your day is coming, I would check this site religiously if I were you
  • Seago, David, and Zach - you got yours coming for being such domesticated animals and not going to the lake for Labor Day weekend.
  • Coach Griff - you are not safe, there have been too many requests
  • the ‘96 LCM Baseball Team - you weren’t as good as you thought….get ready to defend yourself
  • Ugly People Everywhere - I just generally don’t like you and you deserve getting ripped on

Coming soon….proof that Benoit is a cross-dresser.

The Air Up There

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

This past weekend I was able to go back home and get some wakeboarding in. As you can see in the following pictures, I am probably one of the best people you know at the sport. I was able to take some Tylenol before we went for my altitude sickness but it didn’t help much. My head still hurts from hitting the clouds:

Big Air

It is hard to tell from that picture exactly how high I get so I have included a few more pictures from that day:

Ramp Chad's Big Forehead

For those who are not very familiar with Orange, we have a very exotic array of wildlife:

High as a Giraffe's Ass

And finally…the Blue Angel’s were in town and invited me to participate in their show. Thanks boys, I am available for you guys anytime:

Serving My Country

We had a great weekend and special thanks goes out to NASA for accepting my unexpected launch on such a short notice.

Remember That Time When…..

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Jeremy Henry mooned me while riding on the back of a 4-wheeler in front of me in my car. Just so happens at that same time, a funeral procession was leaving Dorman’s Funeral Home and they saw him do it. They were under the impression that he mooned them. This was during high school and I got called into the office the next day. An administrator tried to get me to tattle on who did it by threatening that the FBI was getting involved.

Did we have stupid stamped on our forehead? You think the FBI doesn’t have better things to do than look into a drive-by mooning? A few days later there was actually a letter to the editor published about the incident in the local newspaper. Jeremy’s butt was famous….

**UPDATE**
I was just informed by David Hinds that not only does he remember but he has had to keep a low profile since then due to the FBI. He has caught himself looking over his shoulder in the ten years that have passed.