Comments on: Rooks’ Mustache Is Glorious

By: Brooks Richard Is Furry | Blake P., Blake Poutra, Blake

Brooks Richard Is Furry | Blake P., Blake Poutra, Blake — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:27:22 +0000

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By: -Z-

-Z- — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:44:50 +0000

I dont think anybody has commented on his hair because that has always been terrible. Everyone just kind of overlooks that. There are much bigger issues going on here I do believe.

By: blakepoutra

blakepoutra — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:08:15 +0000

How come nothing has been said about that helmet he is wearing in the picture? The only thing missing is a chin strap.

By: The Bus Driver

The Bus Driver — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:01:47 +0000

Moustache
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A moustache (or mustache[1]) is facial hair grown on the upper lip to hide behind ones inadequacies or insecurities. Often the term implies that the wearer grows only upper-lip hair so that he may attract women who are built and look like linebackers.

Rooks I’m going to go against Wikipedia on this one to say that for you girls who look like linebackers are a thing of two weeks ago… You’ve moved on since then and are now focusing on just slightly heavier girls. I understand this picture was taken right after Jess told you she was done with you so I can understand that look of sadness plaguing your face… Hey if it makes you feel any better, by looking close enough at the photo you can tell its her arm, with fingers out-stretched as she wipes a tear from your cheek which leads me to believe that she still cares about you.

In hoc signo vinces

By: -Z-

-Z- — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:28:13 +0000

….but if you wanna go for the big time which I know you like to do, you could always shoot for the Rollie Fingers style. There is quite a resemblance there as well. This would be straight devistating to the girls. Hell…Im thinkin bout going that route myself. I mean, how could you not!

By: -Z-

-Z- — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:15:32 +0000

Rooks with the big boy facial hair. These boys are right…how do the girls resist you. With all these great figures you resemble, Im surprised I have seen your face on the billboard that says “Welcome to Orange” on I10. Although these are some of the greatest men of all time to resemble, Im not sure if it is a perfect match just yet. The reason it took me so long to reply was because I knew there was one more guy that fit you perfect but I just couldnt think of it. Then all the sudden……….BAM!!!! Dennis Eckersley! A perfect match! Look him up if you dont believe me. Yahoo has a million pics of him. Tommy T was very close, but not quite there yet. I give you another 2 weeks to grow the stand alone out and maybe a little mullet and you would be spot on. The ladies would be eatin outta your hands player!

By: rooks

rooks — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:27:56 +0000

I’m not sure who was roasted more, kemp or me? Thanks TJ