Rooks’ Mustache Is Glorious
The other night I was texted an image that left me speechless. Much like David Zoolander, the guy in the picture absolutely blew me away with his awesomeness. It was Rooks Richard and I am sure that you all will agree…he truly is a gift to women. You know it and he knows it. Is there anything a guy like him can do to look even better?
Some of you may argue that Michelangelo’s sculpture of David cannot be improved or that the Mona Lisa can’t be prettier. I would agree and include Rooks’ face with the same level of perfection as those works of art. There is just no way his face could be any more beautiful. That is….until now.
I give to you - Rooks Richard’s mustache in all its splendor:
Just looking at that glorified patch of steel wool made me think of all the great men that have come before us with the same lip spinach. We are talkin’ about some major history makers here. I thought it would only be right to post a few examples of these great historical figures that Rooks Richard takes after.
First up, we have the biker from the Village People. Might as well be Rooks’ doppelganger:
Having a broken nose isn’t so bad when you’re workin’ a soup strainer like that:
Enough said.
Rooks, you are in some mighty fine company my friend.
July 8th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Looks like Mike Piazza to me………I think Piazza was gay right? Post the picture where he is doing shirtless man hugs with that dude caressing his chin. I know it’s not Chad’s hand because the hand is not gripping a donut.
July 9th, 2009 at 9:27 am
I’m not sure who was roasted more, kemp or me? Thanks TJ
July 9th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Rooks with the big boy facial hair. These boys are right…how do the girls resist you. With all these great figures you resemble, Im surprised I have seen your face on the billboard that says “Welcome to Orange” on I10. Although these are some of the greatest men of all time to resemble, Im not sure if it is a perfect match just yet. The reason it took me so long to reply was because I knew there was one more guy that fit you perfect but I just couldnt think of it. Then all the sudden……….BAM!!!! Dennis Eckersley! A perfect match! Look him up if you dont believe me. Yahoo has a million pics of him. Tommy T was very close, but not quite there yet. I give you another 2 weeks to grow the stand alone out and maybe a little mullet and you would be spot on. The ladies would be eatin outta your hands player!
July 9th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
….but if you wanna go for the big time which I know you like to do, you could always shoot for the Rollie Fingers style. There is quite a resemblance there as well. This would be straight devistating to the girls. Hell…Im thinkin bout going that route myself. I mean, how could you not!
July 10th, 2009 at 7:01 am
Moustache
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A moustache (or mustache[1]) is facial hair grown on the upper lip to hide behind ones inadequacies or insecurities. Often the term implies that the wearer grows only upper-lip hair so that he may attract women who are built and look like linebackers.
Rooks I’m going to go against Wikipedia on this one to say that for you girls who look like linebackers are a thing of two weeks ago… You’ve moved on since then and are now focusing on just slightly heavier girls. I understand this picture was taken right after Jess told you she was done with you so I can understand that look of sadness plaguing your face… Hey if it makes you feel any better, by looking close enough at the photo you can tell its her arm, with fingers out-stretched as she wipes a tear from your cheek which leads me to believe that she still cares about you.
In hoc signo vinces
July 10th, 2009 at 7:08 am
How come nothing has been said about that helmet he is wearing in the picture? The only thing missing is a chin strap.
July 10th, 2009 at 8:44 am
I dont think anybody has commented on his hair because that has always been terrible. Everyone just kind of overlooks that. There are much bigger issues going on here I do believe.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:27 am
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