Don’t hate because you don’t know where Texas is on a map and my nephew Lucas does at age 2. The little guy put together a United States’ map on the day of his 2nd birthday last Saturday. What the video doesn’t show is the World Map that he put together after this one. Then he proceeded to recite the capital cities and heads of state for each country.

Just a little smart, that’s all.

I have been on vacation most of this week and thought I would leave you with a video. This chipmunk has some acting chops:

There have been a few accusations thrown my way that the picture of Rooks’ mouth moss in the last post could have been photoshopped. I have to admit that there was a little photoshopping going on because I could not bear to post the original untouched image sent to me. Rooks is just too good a guy for me to completely put him on front street.

However, in honor of the outstanding integrity of this blog, I’m going to post the original untouched image in its raw form. I have no choice but to clear my name:

The other night I was texted an image that left me speechless. Much like David Zoolander, the guy in the picture absolutely blew me away with his awesomeness. It was Rooks Richard and I am sure that you all will agree…he truly is a gift to women. You know it and he knows it. Is there anything a guy like him can do to look even better?

Some of you may argue that Michelangelo’s sculpture of David cannot be improved or that the Mona Lisa can’t be prettier. I would agree and include Rooks’ face with the same level of perfection as those works of art. There is just no way his face could be any more beautiful. That is….until now.

I give to you - Rooks Richard’s mustache in all its splendor:

Just looking at that glorified patch of steel wool made me think of all the great men that have come before us with the same lip spinach. We are talkin’ about some major history makers here. I thought it would only be right to post a few examples of these great historical figures that Rooks Richard takes after.

First up, we have the biker from the Village People. Might as well be Rooks’ doppelganger:

Having a broken nose isn’t so bad when you’re workin’ a soup strainer like that:

Enough said.

Rooks, you are in some mighty fine company my friend.