I cannot imagine being so ridiculously good looking that my face could command a camera’s attention. Having a face so sexified that a camera overheats with nervousness every time it squares up for a pic. With a face like that, you don’t smile for the camera….you seduce it. You make that camera want your phone number after the flash dims. Do you give the camera your phone number? No. Dumb question. You don’t give that phone number out to anyone because your beauty is unrivaled. You just couldn’t settle with anything other than a big mirror and some good lighting.

What or whom am I referring to? I’ll let you be the judge. Here are a few random pics from our dinner at Lauberge on Saturday nite. Derek Zoolander - eat your heart out.

And for those of you who might be suffering from blindness for looking directly into the face of an angel….I feel the need to post some pics of normal humans from that night. These should bring you back to 20/20 vision:

Not a whole lot to say but I thought I would share a few pics with you about last weekend. First off, David and Morgan “South Beach Posh Momma” Hinds spent their 5th anniversary in Miami for the weekend. In much more exciting news…their son Dooba Junebug has cut two teeth:

Me and Metoyer were eating at Berryhill on Friday night and got the ninth inning call that Mad Money Mike and Nikki Albanese were headed into Houston. We went to the Treehouse at the Grove, the Foundation Room at the House of Blues, and ended the night at Mama’s cafe. I ordered the heart attack on a plate with a side of clogged arteries. Mike went ahead and had a double of the same.

Sunday was a day at the pool with my niece, Rylee. She can’t speak yet but that look on her face shows how much she loves her Uncle B.

Last week You Design It had the honor of printing some shirts for MTV staff members attending the MTV Movie Awards. They wanted a saying printed on them that was an inside joke for an upcoming movie being released. We were glad to do them in short notice (got the order on Wednesday night) and shipped them to Cali for a Saturday delivery, the day before the awards show. That is a two-day turnaround for those of you scoring at home.

Lauren and I tuned in to the show on Sunday night and looked everywhere for our printed tees. We didn’t see them at all. Wah wah wahhhhhh.

But….I got an email today from our client at MTV showing us a screen shot that he’d received showing one of their group wearing one of the shirts. It took me a second to realize what part of the show this was. Yes sir! Our half second screen shot was right before Bruno landed on Enimem. Take a look at the diagram:

I am now so proud of our little t-shirt being so close to such an epic moment. I feel like a father whose son has just learned to ride a bike.

*For those of you who live in a cave and are not familiar with the Bruno/Eminem story, you can click on this link to read up on it:
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1612970/20090531/story.jhtml