Gator Bait in Orange Texas
I just received these pictures in my email showing a 12 foot alligator that was caught behind a chemical plant in Orange, Texas. This came out of the same waters that we wakeboard in and a few of my fellow boarders are concerned. I would be worried too:
- if this 12 foot alligator was actually 22 feet long and trained in mixed martial arts
- if the alligator had my pin code for my debit card
- if I ever fell while wakeboarding
None of these three things are possible so no big deal.
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
i think i ate him as gator bites last week at jack daniel’s bar.
i think i’ve seen that one before but he looked much smaller from 20 ft in the air.
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:39 am
He looks nice…
December 4th, 2008 at 10:28 am
I probley killed him when I rockskipped across his skull! Showed that guy!
December 4th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Z Patch doesn’t even realize how right he is or how many gators have turned up dead on his account. Look closely at the first picture where the gator is hanging by a strap… it looks as though it may have just swallowed Chad. Next time we take to the water I think it would be a good idea if Chun Pa and Chad were to get tossed over the side of the boat so that they would have to tread water for 2 hours so that they may overcome their fears of gators. I’m tired of all of this SISSY talk about gators that comes out of both of their mouths!!
December 8th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Really, WORMS!!! I’m pumped that you still think that you might be able to go in that boat when it warms up. Snakes come on, all you want to do is tread water and party underneath the IH-10 bridge here lately(NO BOARDING). Z Patch it was good to see this past weekend, but lets get SERIOUS, you’re not allowed in that boat you might have a good time.
December 15th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
He might have got my hand, but i ripped one of that bastards eyes out!
June 18th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
That a big gator. We’ve got a few of those in the St Charles Bay area.