Haiku for Hurricane Ike

I had to go to Wikipedia to remember how a haiku was structured so I could break Ike off something. Here goes:

big hurricane
lots of damage
we hate you

22 Responses to “Haiku for Hurricane Ike”

  1. Crusty Says:

    You are so wise.

  2. Seago Says:

    It’s safe to say I will not be wakeboarding in the intragator canal for the rest of the year.

    I came in to help a few people out this past weekend and, go figure, David had me remulching his front yard for 8 hrs.

  3. Crusty Says:

    How come me and Seago are the only ones that play along.

    You’re all sooo busy.

  4. Blake Says:

    I think one of the other former frequent commenters got told he couldn’t play here anymore. Hadn’t heard from him in a while.

  5. Henry Says:

    I love to play along but everytime I comment it never gets posted!

  6. Blake Says:

    @jeromeskis

    I think that may be because I haven’t upgraded the system in a while because that has happened to me before. I will get that fixed.

  7. Seago Says:

    I think that other guy got his computer privledges taken away for a month.

    Speaking of being put on probation….the only way to get David to post on here is to post about him first. Come on snakes….give dolla dave something to talk about.

  8. Crusty Says:

    I rock socks. So is Chad grounded or Zach? Both seem MIA.

  9. Blake Says:

    @Crusty

    Chad is dealing with two dilemmas:

    1.) Ike has temporarily left him without internet and electricity

    2.) His fingers are getting increasingly too big to type

  10. Crusty Says:

    At least there is a chance for a return. It is apparent we lost Zach to the dark side.

  11. Seago Says:

    i work 2 minutes from z’s house and tried to stop by and say hey…but i didn’t know the password so i wasn’t allowed in.

  12. Crusty Says:

    Did you try “player has-been”? It might be something Karon likes to hear… or just code.

  13. ZACH Says:

    Sorry it took me so long to respond on this post. Im still scratching my head as to how to write a haiku!
    Seago, I told you I would give you the password but you never asked and your selling out for a fruit of another color anyway. Crusty, I think you evacuated from the storm not for your safty, but to find a place with internet so you could reply on here.

  14. Crusty Says:

    Just because you aren’t allowed 24 hour access to the internet doesn’t mean you have to make beef with the big girls and guys who can play. Thanks for checking on my safety though, I knew you’d be ok with Karon directing your every move.

    Much love.

  15. ZACH Says:

    Its not that Im not allowed, its because I dont STAY on the internet 24 hours a day like you. Dont you need to feed your ferrets soon. Seriously, just take a brake or get another tattoo or something. I think they have help classes for this type of thing.

  16. The Man of Many Faces Says:

    Crusty, are you really going to let him talk to you like that? Who ends questions with periods, and who spells break (brake) when using it that way?

  17. ZACH Says:

    And who made you a teacher Bout time you replied to something.

  18. ZACH Says:

    And who made you a teacher? Bout time you replied to something.

  19. Crusty Says:

    If you’d come around more often you’d know we haven’t had ferrets in months. Also, between 3 kids, watching Amanda’s 2 kids, and satisfying a husband who can play on the computer as much as HE wants, I barely have the time.

    Always enough time on the day to rip, though.

  20. ZACH Says:

    Man……your the coolist. I bet every husband wishes they could have a wife just like you!

  21. blakepoutra Says:

    Am I going to have to separate you two? I don’t want to have to enforce the first ever blakepoutra.com timeout. Or Photoshop a picture of you two holding hands or something.

  22. Crusty Says:

    You had your chance Z… you live and you learn.

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