BFord and Tilley, You’re Going Down
This weekend is my nephew’s first birthday and coincidentally the same weekend that Billy Ford will get treated like a one year old on the golf course. The “1st Non-Annual Golf Showdown in H-Town where Billy Gets Clowned” will be held in The Woodlands on Sunday morning. For those of you who are non-believers, I have made an illustration for proof:
- He is not even looking at the target. He is probably daydreaming about kittens and unicorns.
- Shirt is tucked in so tight, he is cutting off circulation.
- Butt is getting bigger each year.
- Remnants of what those calves used to be.
- Pigeon-toed.
The evidence is clear. There is really no point in even playing. Tilley, I am sorry but you will be just an innocent bystander that becomes collateral damage. Besides….when David Hinds is on your team in an athletic competition….Tiger Woods doesn’t stand a chance…
July 25th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
1.) You’re right. I wasn’t looking at the target because I was watching my ball, which wasn’t headed for the target.
2.)Shirt isn’t tucked in too tight. It is the newly acquired back fat that gives that perception. That is what a good disciplined diet and exercise will give you while traveling at least twice a week.
3.) The butt is getting bigger. I think the shorts had a little to do with it. (see disciplined diet in No.2)
4.) Didn’t even know I had that much. I cant remember the last time I worked out a leg muscle.
5.)This one I will defend. It is not pigeon toed, but a closed front side. Get it right.
On a side note, I really am excited and can’t wait to see my good friends on Sunday morning. I am also intersted to see a bag with 3 clubs in it. I will be honest and say that I truly have never heard of that, much less witnessed it in actuality. You should have heard werms raggin on your tools, but hey, who says that you still can’t go out and shoot 110. See you bright and early. We will probably meet for breakfast if your down.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Doing your hair is not a sport, just because David thinks it is, does not make him an athlete.
July 26th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
If the BEST
July 26th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
If the BEST 3 in a bag is what you’re looking for…then you’ll be pleased.
1 driver (possibly used)
1 fairway driver( will be used each shot of a par 5
1 putter (won’t be needed)
David automaitically gets 10 shots off of his final due to his new haircut. Him and Matt have offically parted ways. I just hope it doesn’t pull away from his boarding skills.
I also hope any of this makes sense. It’s not often Z and I get to meet up for a few drinks…..before he has to leave
P.S. I love Karen
July 26th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
that first comment from me speaks for itself.
July 27th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Wow. So does this mean Shaun isn’t allowed to stay out past 6 either now?
July 28th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
For the record. BFord and Tilley playing best ball beat David/Blake who were scrambling 18-0.
July 30th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Correction - Tilley beat us as his warmup for the PGA Tour. BFord was a spectator that day.
July 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Bford shot nothing but Davids the entire day.
July 30th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Did ya’ll even have a single par? I seriously cannot think of one. DHinz did lose 15$ worth of balls on one hole though.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I seriously can’t think of a more productive sport to play to demonstrate superiority than golf. I just wish certain people would take into consideration the “feelings” of others that didn’t get invited to play in this scramble. One would think it may have had something to do with fear of being completely “schooled” in the arts of golfmanship. But one does have the right to speculate…hmmm!
August 6th, 2008 at 9:05 am
You need to quit worrying about golf and start worrying about changing diapers lil’ daddy. Congrats on the baby on the way.
August 6th, 2008 at 10:46 am
I feel you Henry. I must have missed that phone call also. Maybe we will catch it next time.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Someone had to step up and take Tiger’s spot while he is recuperating that knee. I am just doing my part.
August 6th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I got the phone call but i screened it. Z….you got the call also but Karon hit her remote ignore button she has for your cell. I hear it has a 1,000 mile range.
Blake…you plan on calling me when you move offices?
August 6th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
HA! Didn’t get the “I was moving offices yesterday” call… someone must have blocked it.
August 6th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
What did we talk about Seago! Besides I only let her use that remote when you call. Keep playing and I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the crap out of you!