Jordin Sparks Song Inspired By Rooks Richard
Rooks,
Are you kidding me with that air last weekend? Or should I say lack thereof? You would think after two years of wakeboarding and at least an inkling of athleticism that you could come 6 inches off the water. Apparently “white men can’t jump” on any surface with you as an example. Take the cankle weights off and let it fly a little bit. Don’t be afraid to air it out every once in a while. We can’t decide to play “No Air” by Jordin Sparks or “Get Low” by Lil Jon when you board. I’m just sayin….
Sincerely,
Big Air BP
Rooks Gettin’ Low:
Big Air BP Gettin’ Altitude Sickness:
May 7th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
It’s like he dove UNDER the wake and did a baby bunny hop on the way out. Make sure David keeps a snorkle in his boat for Rook’s next run.
I can’t explain how good I feel about my wakeboarding ability after seeing this. I’m signing up for the next competition at M2.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
touche’
May 7th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
When you clowns get some more practice, holler at your boy for a schoolin in physics. I wrote the book on E=MC^2.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Rooks I see why you don’t ever get girls to come watch you board. Look at yourself, Marlon could get bigger air than that crap.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:08 am
ROOKS! THAT WAS A TERRIBLE PERFORMANCE ON SATURDAY. EVEN AFTER A YEARS WORK…I MEAN I GET MORE AIR THAN THAT ON A TUBE! IM GLAD NO GIRLS WHERE THERE TO SEE YOUR POOR DISPLAY OF BOARDING THIS WEEKEND. I THOUGHT YOUR GAME WAS WEAK…UNTIL I SAW YOUR BOARDING SKILLZ!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:24 am
that is true….there is really no excuse for rooks to get no air. at least Z gets distance on his jumps. Z would probably get sick air if it weren’t for his worst enemy….GRAVITY.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:37 am
YEA GRAVITY PROB. ISNT ON MY SIDE THESE DAYS BUT ITS EASY FOR SEAGO TO THINK HE GETS BIG AIR BECAUSE HE IS SO TINY. IF I WAS A LITTLE PERSON, I WOULD THINK THAT I GET BIG AIR TO! MAYBE NEXT TIME WE GO OUT, YOU CAN GET A PULL BEHIND WORMS REMOTE CONTROL X-STAR. THAT MIGHT PUT YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE IN YOUR ELEMENT.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Rooks it looks as though you suck at everything. Unfortunately for you I’m giving up on trying to coach you through life. You know you’ve hit rock bottom when the Rock Skipper sneaks away from Judith for 5 minutes to do a little hammerin on you puffy unathletic remedial a**. Another way you can tell you are on a one way street headed nowhere is by the comments left by the BIG man about your never getting any girls on the boat & by Shaun Meese regarding your skill level. A classic pot calling the kettle black scenario I do believe.
PRIMO
May 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I’ll ride in the remote control X Star and I’ll put a call into my contacts at the Port of Houston and get a Tug boat for you, chubby.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:12 am
So I was talking to David yesterday about the plans for this weekend while he was in Houston. It was adding up to be a pretty solid weekend when I remembered that I was going to Orange this weekend for mother’s day. I think I heard David’s heart break when I let him know I had to sell out. So I thought it would be a good idea to make a public apology here.
David….I’m sorry for sellin out on you. I love you man.
That’s right…I love that guy.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Are you kidding me with that last one? You two love birds need to take that ish somewhere else. That sappy crap looks like a post waiting to happen.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:22 am
It’s ok Blake…I love you also.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
SEAGO, YOU MIGHT BE THE SMALLEST GAY PERSON I HAVE EVER MET! ARE YALL SENDING FLOWERS TO EACH OTHE FOR MOTHERS DAY?
May 10th, 2008 at 10:46 am
what
May 10th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Didnt mean to put that! Primo you were to hurt and crying to much to see what was going on! (busted ear drum) im not buying it! Seago you will see next week its going to be sick! I may not be able to get back down from orbit (someone put NASA on alert). Rockskipper, Lets just say you know what you saw! anyway I will see you next year!
May 10th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I went to watch the bears last night ( not a good outcome) and ran into Rooks. He got me up to speed on how the season went and how some things have changed a bit. As I was leaving to go grab a few beers, I saw Rooks leaving with 2 top of the line girls. It’s hard to tell if they were drunk or not…but I’m a little upset they didn’t walk out with me.
Hope things worked out for you Rooks