As the Chairman of the Board, I feel it’s only right to call the first board meeting this weekend. I am bring my shortie wetsuit, my full wetsuit, and Lauren is bring her full wetsuit. Here are a few of the bullet points:

• Blake (myself), you will continue to get the biggest air and have the medics on hand to treat your altitude sickness.
• Chad, you will be wearing the shortie wetsuit because we petitioned the Houston Zoo to let their hippo wear it for a week and it should be stretched out by now.
• David, you will be wearing your michelin man drysuit and now your body will match your fat face.
• Rooks, I can ‘t believe you might actually have a girl at the lake for once in your life. You may start playing for our team for once.
• Shaun, you got a busted nose.
• Jim Sharon, get ready to brew and lose every washers game you play.
• Coach (Tyler), get ready to brew and win every washers game you play.
• Billy, when you head over, bring that 10% of athleticism that you have because you’re gonna need it.

Please include in the comments section any other bullet points that we should go over during the board meeting.

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