The Faces of David
We went to New Orleans for New Year’s celebrations and for the Sugar Bowl this past weekend. I was going through my pictures and every one of them included David’s ugly mug hammin’ it up for the camera. Morgan kept accusing him of ruining all of the pictures and I can’t agree with her more. Here are a few examples that I am going to post and number but without titling them. I would like to read some captions from you guys in the comments section. I will post the funniest ones after a few days and give credit to who wrote them. Rip away fellas:
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#3
January 3rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Um yes…
#1: Really David? Even you should know your angles. This is not one of them.
#2: At least Morgan has cheekbones.
#3: Ive seen this pic before. Machismo. Class of 99.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
#3
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don’t know why. I would just kinda… sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Face 1 - Still excited I have all my hair and that my weight hasn’t gotten away from me like my boy Shaun Seago.
Face 2 - Later on that day my homey Blake came through with a gang of Tanqueray and a fat ass j, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
damn, this aint no joke I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down
Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I’m messed up now but it aint no stoppin, I was still poppin Blake got some bitches from The Men’s Club to serve me, not with a cherry on top cause when I bust some guts, I’m raisin up off the cot. Don’t get upset Dusty, that’s just how it goes I don’t love you hoes, I’m out the do
Face 3 - Nine years later I find out of my boy Blake’s infatuation with Rippie Willingham’s little sister from way back during our senior year. After the initial shock of their secretive romance 9 years ago and all of the juicy details that followed we went about taking shots to celebrate.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:39 am
lol. Riiiiight.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Is that David Hinds or pictures of a thinner Chris Reimers?
January 4th, 2008 at 10:16 am
#1
Hey guys, my dad just bought us new cars…..AGAIN!
January 4th, 2008 at 10:32 am
#1. If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
#2. Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking “wow, you’re ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.”
#3. Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don’t mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
January 5th, 2008 at 12:02 am
#3
Dude, is that pink eye?
January 7th, 2008 at 7:56 am
#1- I JUST POOTED AND IT IS STINKY! HEHE!
January 7th, 2008 at 8:32 am
add on to chris p bacon:
#3
dude, we gotta go…i just sharted.
January 7th, 2008 at 8:56 am
#2- Thats how david looked at me when I beat the hell out of him. I mean…. how can you not strum somebody who looks at you like that!
January 7th, 2008 at 9:46 am
I JUST GOT WORD TO BEWARE OF DAVIDS WRATH. WHEN I HEARD THAT, YOU COULD PICTURE MY FACE LOOKING JUST LIKE DAVIDS #3 PIC.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:59 am
#3- WHY CANT I QUIT YOU ENNIS DEL MAR!!!
January 7th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Someone just went Brokeback Mountain on you Worms!
January 7th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
1 - Just found out Karons New Years Resolutions for Zach were to let him see his friends more than twice this year.
2 - Come to find out it was all a cruel joke.
3 - My expression when I first learned that Patch had rather spend New Years Eve with his replacement friends.
January 7th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
#1-THE ONE TIME I MADE A FUNNY JOKE ABOUT ZACH
#2-WHEN I FELT BAD ABOUT MAKING THAT ONE FUNNY JOKE.
#3-WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT ZACK COULD ONLY STAND TO HANG OUT WITH ME TWICE A YEAR.
January 8th, 2008 at 8:08 am
hehehehehehehehehehehehahahahhahahahahahaha
goooooooooooooo Z!