So I expect an acknowledgment of the fact if you are reading this. But one request….act like you didn’t read this and you just remember every year.

Thats right. He and Nicole are wylin out with me and Lauren tonite. We’ll see if that couch-quarterback can hang like the old days. Hopefully we won’t have to put pawpaw to bed early.

I was talking to Chad on the phone this morning and he referred to himself as Van Wilder. As most of you know, he has become one the most domesticated animals to ever be caged. We had to change his 3rd person referrals of himself from “Van Wilder” to “Family Van”.

One look at that guy and it is easy to see he has traded in his drinking for eating and his partying for couch-sitting. Don’t worry Family Van, you aren’t the only one this has happened to lately….

Here are a few of the good ones from our last post:

#1: Really David? Even you should know your angles. This is not one of them. By Dusty “Oh So Crusty” Welch

#1 Hey guys, my dad just bought us new cars…..AGAIN! By Shaun Seago

#3 Dude, is that pink eye? By Jeromskis Henry

#3 Why cant I quit you Ennis Del Mar?!?! By Zach “Brokeback” Padgett Richards

We went to New Orleans for New Year’s celebrations and for the Sugar Bowl this past weekend. I was going through my pictures and every one of them included David’s ugly mug hammin’ it up for the camera. Morgan kept accusing him of ruining all of the pictures and I can’t agree with her more. Here are a few examples that I am going to post and number but without titling them. I would like to read some captions from you guys in the comments section. I will post the funniest ones after a few days and give credit to who wrote them. Rip away fellas:

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#3