Ripfest, Part 1…
Got these dudes, one name is Zack
that guy is silly, he is so wack…
he’ll tell you one thing and do another,
he’ll hide in the closet when he catches his brother…
another dude named david is one gun freak,
he should trade in his board, man that is weak…
going from metro to country in the blink of an eye,
he now says “howdy partna?” instead of “what’s up guy?”…
don’t look now cause I’m startin on shaun,
that guy used to party from dusk til dawn…
now he’s domesticated just like a house cat,
belly’s gettin bigger and where is his hair at?….
you thought you were safe but I’m gettin on billy,
dude got married and acts over the hilly…
that rhyme was as dumb as he is cheesy,
dude can’t hang - what happened to big sleazy?….
don’t get worried if you haven’t seen your name,
the ripping is coming and it’s time to shame…
I’m done for now but your time will come,
cause just rhyming your name makes me dumb.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Damn Dude, You tell people to hollar on like Wed or Thurs, but Friday rolls around and you are no where to be found. Whats up with that? Big Sleazy
November 16th, 2007 at 6:59 am
Alright alright here we go, rip fest part 1, nothing but a show. Although I’m with you on that boy Zacking, dude has always wondered just why his dong was so lacking. As for me, yea I hunt for a livin, Ive got more guns than a man should be givin… and now it’s time to talk about Seago… any time you mention food he says hey can we go. If he doesn’t stop shedding all that hair people are going to start accusing him of always using Nair. Now you want to bring it to dat boy Bill, I thought it was **ss* that dude wanted to kill. Now he’s married and no one has seen him, I guess he’s just hugged up acting all dim.
November 16th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Got a message about blakepoutra.com in a text
said to myself pffff, who is this Biatch, click next
I always hear so much smack from Blake and Do Do
Biatches think they can throw washers like “rings” and Frodo
It always starts the same, Blake starts running his mouth,
Do Do Hinds pipes up and things go south
Let’s not forget about Chad “I’ll be home in a minute” Kemp
Dude always got his nose in the place where his mom took his temp
Thermometer-boy also likes to throw a washer or two
I saw the dude lose his watch to Griff and crew
Bottom line, Griff and I always put you young-ins to bed
Try and Try, but ya’ll will never get ahead
so stop sending me this shiat how someone is going to get ripped,
much better than you have tried and found themselves in a crypt
I hear they used to call you the snake
maybe in highschool you could rake
but you bring that weak shiat to me any time,
I’ll smash it up the middle like I did with this rhyme