This past weekend I was able to go back home and get some wakeboarding in. As you can see in the following pictures, I am probably one of the best people you know at the sport. I was able to take some Tylenol before we went for my altitude sickness but it didn’t help much. My head still hurts from hitting the clouds:

It is hard to tell from that picture exactly how high I get so I have included a few more pictures from that day:

For those who are not very familiar with Orange, we have a very exotic array of wildlife:

And finally…the Blue Angel’s were in town and invited me to participate in their show. Thanks boys, I am available for you guys anytime:

We had a great weekend and special thanks goes out to NASA for accepting my unexpected launch on such a short notice.

Jeremy Henry mooned me while riding on the back of a 4-wheeler in front of me in my car. Just so happens at that same time, a funeral procession was leaving Dorman’s Funeral Home and they saw him do it. They were under the impression that he mooned them. This was during high school and I got called into the office the next day. An administrator tried to get me to tattle on who did it by threatening that the FBI was getting involved.

Did we have stupid stamped on our forehead? You think the FBI doesn’t have better things to do than look into a drive-by mooning? A few days later there was actually a letter to the editor published about the incident in the local newspaper. Jeremy’s butt was famous….

**UPDATE**
I was just informed by David Hinds that not only does he remember but he has had to keep a low profile since then due to the FBI. He has caught himself looking over his shoulder in the ten years that have passed.

I have to end this thing at a tie of 76 to 76. I think it is only fitting because this proves what we all knew…..

THEY BOTH SUCK.

For those of you that are skeptical, I can promise you that I had no way of fixing the vote. If someone found a cheat, then it is news to me. I am shocked to see so many people voted and could even remember these guys during their forgettable runs at mediocrity.

After speaking with a few people, some other ideas have been tossed around for future polls and competitions. I have heard some good ones, so we’ll see. Stay tuned…..

I almost started this post with the title “Greatest LCM 2nd Baseman, Shaun or Chad?” The problem with that question is like asking who is the greatest runner-up in the Miss America pageant……who cares about 2nd basemen when the better athlete is at shortstop???

I am referring to Shaun Seago and Chad Kemp. Both guys dropped anchor at 2nd Base for the Little Cypress-Mauriceville Bears for a few years and both did a solid job. I would really like to see who gets more votes based on their play and not who gained 80 lbs the fastest after graduation. I would also not like to see it based on who is the shortest, who hit the least home runs, and who made the last out for their seasons.

**It will only allow 1 VOTE PER COMPUTER** (Change Computers for Multiple People Voting)

I just became an Uncle, the business is absolutely slammed and I am probably the greatest Guitar Hero player to ever have lived. I melt strings and I will be back to blogging soon…..